And here I was thinking it was just a bullshit crappy landlord phrase, but you’re right, it signals his whole intent.

Cool, if it’s also Art Nouveau.

I hate to be a nitpicker but…

Oh please. Bad enough he did it now we gotta listen to him rant about it? And whatever 27 other subjects he drags into it? It’s all lies anyway.

In a fair world he’d have been allowed to stay in the town he grew up in. But I kinda wanna see him make a futbol career for himself and come back to score the winning goal against the US in the World Cup…

But tea made without heating the water can have botulism or other bad bacteria.

Amber bot is shit at poetry.

The idea of an onion as a metaphor for heartlessness is intriguing, because it’s layers all the way down, but there’s no poetry in the approach.

I don’t think that’s possible in my 1970s building. My water heater is in the kitchen and the tub/shower is way across the apartment so I get 2 gallons. I have a big balcony with lots of happy plants.

I feel like that title calls for a joke but I’m too tired

Tonight’s news has a story about a new variant that can cause “razor blade throat” if you need another incentive

Yes, although the mass disposal of bodies in a septic system under the building was discovered in 2017 so it’s been known for awhile. The new part is that they’re finally being dug up, identified by DNA and/or matched with the death records if possible, and will be properly buried.

Paring and shaving away all excess, leaving only the simplest way, is what Occam’s Razor does.

I would differ with the chart though, and say that if a razor is visible in the first act, someone’s throat will be slashed by the end.

Wait, this is not from The Onion!?

Fucking idiotic timeline.

WHAT did you do to that poor baby‽‽‽

Jail for a thousand years!

Thanks, had forgotten “atlatl,” gonna try it in NYT Spelling Bee next time it has those letters.

You’re not supposed to just stand there and waste that warming-up water, you’re supposed to collect it in a watering can and put it on your plants! It’s got stuff from having sat in the water heater so it’s not the best for drinking but plants don’t mind.

I had the skin tone bra thing down pat, but blew my mind when I realized you can also have cute color bras that match or contrast with the outer clothes so if your strap shows it looks intentional!

I like buying local California olive oils, then I know it’s real.

You’ll still probably get better flavors when things are in season locally. Also, you’ll need to check, but often the frozen version of produce is cheaper when the fresh version is in season, and frozen is easy to stock up on.

Anyone applying to colleges probably has one already.