If you can find a Saab from before GM bought em that’s still in good condition… *chef’s kiss* perfection.

If you like to eat tasty food, you should learn to cook tasty food. There -is- a learning curve if you’re going in completely blind, but you’ll pick it up way quicker than you’d expect.

Absolutely a skill worth developing!

• Announce Anakin themed TV spinoff
• break the OT and prequels into 30 minute chunks, but otherwise unchanged.
• Profit

I mean yeah, but I also don’t give a shit about sin. Act like dick to me and I have zero issue with milking some schadenfreude out of you.

There’s a non-zero chance I’ll eat a bullet for that some day, but we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.

That’s if you have employees. When you’re one of the peasants in the fields, best option is to support your coworkers laterally. The recognition is announced from up the chain, but it starts laterally.

raising concerns that households are becoming less prepared to manage debt, savings and retirement decisions

Hard to give a shit about any of those when we have a president who fucks the economy like it’s one of his 14 year old kids on Epstein’s island.

If you’ve got money, might as well spend it now while it’s still worth something.

Slow drivers on the left are annoying; tailgaiters are a threat to my safety. Become a threat to my safety, and suddenly I don’t give a shit about your safety. Get on my ass like that middle car and the first thing I’m doing is scanning ahead for a pothole or piece of debris on the road: if spotted, I’m waiting until the last millisecond to dodge it, and you get to drive full-speed into it. If not spotted, we get to drop a mph on the cruise control every few seconds until you fuck off.

That man deserves a submarine.

Naw fuck that, if you’ve got good people on your team, nominate their ass! There’s been a weird stigma with that kind of shit as long as I’ve been in the work force, how it’s all just a popularity contest or shitty people always get it cuz they put themselves in.

And that’s often legitimately the case, but it’s a self fulfilling prophecy if decent work goes unrecognized because the stigma with the awards like employee of the month. Put nominations in for real things that deserve recognition, and the nominations for that will stand out like a sore thumb against the bullshit ones.

And people fucking love recognition! Even the ones who claim they don’t need it - you’ll make their entire week if you drop that on em out of the blue!

Also many of those kinds of awards come with tangible benefits like cash bonuses, scholarship access, or promotion potential.

The ‘losers’ get it when no one else is being nominated. Write that shit up!

Said the robber to his victim.

Stakes are reusable.

I’m in favor of anything that gets us closer to making mosquitos extinct. Either the ecosystem adapts, or it’s now on an only-slightly-steeper nose dive toward total collapse than it is anyway with the amount of non-mosquito related damage we’re causing every day.

Like, if we’re fucked anyway, let’s be fucked in the relative comfort of a world without mosquitos!

Dude I can barely remember the scandals that happened just a week ago. The Trump regime is so rapid-fire with this shit you gotta make it second fucking job to stay up to date.

The crimes he’s committed that we’ve forgotten about would have ended an entire political party in a sane world.

Better idea: drive a stake 50% through AI CEO’s chest. Better, faster results, not just economically, but ecologically too!

Well, it was that or arrest a couple of pedophiles… so… there’s the state of the Union for ya.

On 28 February 2015, Roman Originals announced that they would make a single white and gold dress for a Comic Relief charity auction.[31]

Oh man, MAJOR missed opportunity there! They sold out of the blue and black ones like overnight, they should have fast-tracked a white and gold version production to hit the shelves ASAP and enjoyed the flood of purchases.

I did the color picker thing too, and its result was blue and orange. Not super helpful to this particular global controversy, but was worth a shot.

IMO the color of the actual physical dress is kinda moot: photographed (poorly), digitized, and presented to the world on billions of screens with completely different settings for things like color saturation, and the color of the thing that hits our eyes is not necessarily indicative of the color of the original.

The color of the dress in the photo was not the same as the color of the photographed dress.

It was white and gold! sprints away

Older-ish millennial here. We got just a taste of the ‘fuck around’ era, enough to mourn its loss and really appreciate how increasingly miserable the ‘find out’ era we live in today really is.

Hawaska left off the map again.

…yeah, but the rest of the world deserves a better neighbor.