NeelixBiederman [he/him]

It’s important they clarify it’s not 7 times larger

In the last ten years or so …

American fascist body count (including mass shootings, vehicle incidents): thousands

Antifascist body count: idk like 3?

FBI:

I’m kinda going through that with house plants

deleted by creator

I heard some libs doing a sinophobia at all the DISGUSTING CHINESE CARP ruining the great lakes, as if Xi himself trained a flotilla of carp to destroy lake michigan

Bam Margera levels of pranking your parents

This is also how I am with customer rewards points.

“Hmm, I have enough to cover today’s slice of pizza, but if I save up, I’ll have enough for an entire pizza in five years”

But what about the shriveled flower of joy I get from shitting on their happiness

What the hell kinda exhaust pipe can be blocked with just a lil weenie?