It was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual!!!

It’s normal when I’m making fucking chili Susan! And there’s a difference between too much salt and adding the appropriate amount of salt.

And research has shown that the most effective way to not have problems with too much sodium in the blood/high blood pressure is to drink more fucking water.

And the person that complains to me about the salt levels in my food? A) didn’t pay for the fucking food and B) drinks 12 fucking diet Dr peppers a day because “they are healthier.” So fuck em!

I’m a white dude with no tattoos, but I have this argument all the time with my family. “You can add hot sauce and salt afterward for yourself!” That’s not how this works Susan. That’s not how any of this works. All of cooking is chemistry and physics! And get over it! If I’m cooking I’m using salt and guajillio peppers!

Source: Gay and cook food.

They should make sanders or Cortez the head of the DNC and be done with it.

(I know that’s not how it works, but still.)

You don’t think MAGA goons would organize constitutional conventions to keep their god king in office?

Or start stapling posters places.

Out the window? Recoverable. Shredded to bits at the bottom of a dirty disposal, just like the constitution? That’s where it’ll go.

My district voted 86% for Trump to 14% for Harris.

I have no neighbors. Just people who will report me to the secret police in the future.

An easy option for leaving the situation to be suffered by people that aren’t oneself.

When the fascists come for me, a gun will look like a good alternative to a death camp.

One last hurrah from dark Brandon and his nuclear football would really change that electoral count.

THIS is the bad place!

Oh, I know it. They don’t believe that’s how tariffs work because “Trump said so!!!¡1!”

Here I am remembering my AP US History, crying.

My whole family voted for Donald Trump. I’m gay. They voted for me and my friends to get murdered so gas prices would go down.

Any EU guys want a neurodivergent American boyfriend? I could really use an out.

To the camps, I think?

I’ll be there once he gets to the gay part of the list.

Is it tho??

I thought it was because I was having a whole bunch of gay sex. Damn.

Even then, the maga people will claim it’s a fake election with ballot stuffing like Russia does.

There’s no winning. If they win, they won. It they lose, they won. If they lose a hell of a lot, they won so much it hurts.

Well, that’s how you make a good curse.

Gender inequality isn’t solved via paperwork. If anything that would make pay equity even harder to achieve.

Getcha a hard working green card husband.