NotErisma [they/them, any]

From the wikipedia machine:

>They use both their mandibles and their legs for holding prey. This way they can deal with several small insects at the same time.

Final boss energy

vroom vroom

The management here call that a “working lunch”

Jesus fuck I didnt know there was a porky point and Im fuckin howlIng

AhaHAHahaH!HH!!h O m f

What if you wanted to spy on your city,

but then god said " :( Your device ran into a problem and needs to restart"

Nothing says US-Bürger like adding gate to the end of every noun involved in some controversy

cant cancel what I never had

yarr

A white dude who drank IPAs told me that

The one perk about being an adult is you get to have dessert before dinner!

So I cant poop off the bridge and have it land on their boat?

>me arguing with the self checkout override Lady

: "I just wanna buy these roma tomatoes "

: “Avocados aren’t red”

>unmicrowave

I’m laughing more than I should at this

Go ahead, report the mods, they can’t unmicrowave this post

There’s iron particles in your cereal. Shit’s been living rent free in my head since I saw a video on it many years ago where some dude extracted filings from corn flakes.

There are tiny people in casette tapes and they get tired if you play them for too long.

This is Guy Debord - so far I’ve read “The society of the spectacle”- which iirc is one of his more notable works.

You can probably get a better understanding of how the world works by reading this sad sack:

Like anything than JBP - PLEASE