I wear button up shirts for work, and I only button and unbutton the second one down and pull the shirt on and off over my head (I never button the top button). By not buttoning and unbuttoning the other ones, it reduces the stress on the threads, and greatly reduces the chance that you will have a button pop off.

If Tim Walz served two terms as vice president, then was elected president and served two terms, at the end of his second term as president he still wouldn’t be as old as Donald Trump is today.

I could only read this in Jeff Foxworthy’s voice, which made it…. weird.

This kind of behavior would have resulted in discussion of dementia and Alzheimers if it was a Democrat. literally any other person on the planet.

Fixed it for you.

Where is this located? (Yes, I’m too lazy to Google it.)

“It’s not that the wind is blowing, it’s what the wind is blowing. If you get hit with a Volvo, it don’t matter how many pushups you did that morning.”
—Ron White

Wow, thanks thehill.com for not linking to or even telling me the name of the account in question.

Read all about it in this month’s riveting issue of Duh.

I read that like you’re Tony the Tiger. “It is GRRRRRREAT for opening large log files.”

You… you killed the Pixar mouse?!

I got a two pack of the Colgate Hum on sale at Woot, and I really like it. It has a Bluetooth connected app that tells me how efficient I am, and it’s definitely made me a better brusher.

As much as I would like to see it too, I don’t think an insult is legally slander.

Yes! I still have a number of these around here somewhere. They’re old, and many of the articles are out of date, but they’re still enjoyable reads!

REBBIT!

Why has no one mentioned this style? I’ve had one for years, and there’s never been a clog it couldn’t fix.

Before you criticize a man, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, you’re a mile away! And you’ve got his shoes!