I about shit when I saw him

Did you know Jimmy played a ravager in Guardians of the Galaxy?

Ah, what? Fuck man, I listen to Jimmy Urine every day :-(

Fuck.

2 weird things: don’t remember deleting my comment, and I didn’t know there were cameras in that office.

Hm. Hm. Mhm. If I’m understanding you correctly, you’re saying that all dental hygienists are whores?

Won’t be until the people who voted him in will start hurting personally that they’ll finally realize they’ve been conned. But too little too late.

Cute that you think they won’t just blame Mexicans when they do start hurting.

Just go

“Guh. Uh-huh. Mumblemumblemumble”

That’s part of it for me. I love listening to idle chatter while my teeth get worked over with implements. And nitrile on gums is better than a deep tissue massage.

Any single dental hygienists near BGKY hmu please

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Punchline requires joke, lol

Personal preference. I guess I’m just into scrubs and latex in my mouth 🤷🏻‍♂️

Same reason I go to the dentist. Dental hygienists are hot as hell.

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Do me a favor and just come to my house and stab my eyes please

Fiberglass is very smooth compared to asbestos, at a microscopic level. That’s what makes asbestos so bad - it gets in there and works its way further in, like a porcupine quill. Fiberglass is by no means healthy, but it’s a fair bit less harmful.

Tom Arnold was on coke like a mofo while they were filming this.

hehehe

Ah man, this makes me wanna watch Carpool, starring Tom Arnold

I guess I’m just burnt-out. I’ve been warning people about this shit since I was 10. That’s part of the problem, I guess - you start too young and people don’t take you seriously.

Let me just assemble my shadow organization real quick

To be fair, it’s hard to be motivated when literally every figurehead of the movement has been shot in the head