I’ll be honest, I’ll listen to anything because I’m nosy as fuck

Call me “the boss’ ass” cause of how nosy I be

I’m like a fuckin’ truffle.

For his next interview he should try to make his own head explode

I’ve only poked it once, just to be sure. He was used and nobody knew, so I had to find out

Bro, I got your joke. That’s why I responded with my own, making sure to indicate the letters h-a-h-a-a, spelling out “hahaa.” When doing so, I did the pattern in the reverse order that you did- so instead of putting the dropped letters in parentheses, I put the hahaa in the parentheses.

Oh and I just realized I did it backwards, lmao

Nah you’re good, lol. I spent a lot of time in the sun today, so it took a bit to process

I t(h)ought I w(a)s (ha)ving (a) stroke

brb growing male cat balls

Two girls. Both missing their ovaries and uterus. And a boy with a suspiciously empty sac. I’m no detective, but it seems weird.

I was gonna say “spray” but figured people would be like “why isn’t your cat fixed??”

You come to me in my house on the day that my daughter is to puke in the clean laundry, and ask me not to do murder?

I don’t want any more friends right now, but I’d give you a heartfelt nod if I ran into you.

Ah yes. I do love gyros.

The pizza is too stiff. The box is too thin The box isn’t greasy enough. The drink in the foreground is huge even by American standards. Wtf is the guy next to her eating? Pizza Dog? The dude behind her sometimes has 2 fingers in his mouth, sometimes 3. Who sets a pizza down like they’re lowering a cartoon blanket?

South Heat Pump on right

Same apparent latitude as North Heat Pump on left

Op’s panel must face Due West

There’s an idea! Eat like a spider.

I’m practicing

Guffaw

MARGARET??

lol, nah that’d be funny.

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