In the end

Nonsense. You assert dominance by laying your credit dick across its POS face. Nothing fem about that.

… with huge teeth, like this!

Sounds like something a manager would say. Some of us produce, create value through our labor, while some sit their fat asses at a desk and only grace the production floor to make everybody’s day just a little more difficult. So you just get on back up there to the big house and let us handle things out here where you can’t hack it.

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Fuck you, bullpups your trebuchet.

Edit: had a better thought.

Addition: the more I look at it the less crazy an idea it is to me. Not only am I certain that it could be built to this scale, and work. It might even handle a big enough projectile to, like, matter quite a bit to its target on a good shot. Practical? No, lol, but a fun project. I might try to design a pistol sized one too.

Computer numeric control

Snake, snake, ooh it’s a snake

They make a decent tea bread, but the fruit itself is awful.

My tractor has more than paid for itself.

Manbearpig

Yes, the police have always been the enemy of the people, doubly so for minorities.

I miss my long sleeve Bad Religion shirt from the Recipe for Hate tour. I do think about it sometimes and wonder where it went.

I’ve been on Mint for like two years and have not opened the terminal yet. You do not have to be a developer or even a power user to run Linux. It’s just another operating system.

Depressed

American is heavily reliant on China for raw materials.

It’s not like he can

Oh shit, I used to have one of those. Everything goes in it. I can’t remember what we called those in the US. Can’t find them anymore. Probably won’t be able to find much, soon.

WTF is a jaffle?

I guess they all gonna die then.