Op is why we have safety labels like “Don’t inject bleach”

They initially said you could get the account, and like 300 good boy points

OR Pay $30.

Every single generation gets accused of creating the worst children ever, and they were just so much better back in the day. It’s quite literally a tale as old as time.

The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.

• Plato, ~400 BCE

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Ah yes the alcoholic parent. We pioneered this one ourselves. Quite the accomplishment. Having never seen our parents slam down Natty Ice each day after work, we had no idea what we were getting into.

Never before in history, had anyone ever chosen to have a drinking problem, and kids simultaneously.

You’re talking about next quarter problems. Those aren’t mine. I will be gone by then.

• Every capitalist ever

A few of them are 18+. Elsa, Anna, Cinderella, and Pocahontas I think.

But whether they are real people, cartoons, or sheogoraths from the fifth dimension. It’s a shit game that only a shit partner would play.

Well they’re available on eBay…

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I mean your average Griddle is not cleaned to the level of an indoor cast iron and yet we do not get more sick from them. And the average indoor cast iron is going to be more dirty than your average skillet.

The only way years would change anything would be in how immunocompromised are you at your old age?

Weird that he’s still your mate though. And not just somebody that you used to know.

This is just a binder clip with more steps

He’s also delusional if he thinks AGI is coming if you just keep pumping up LLMs.

We didn’t invent the automobile by breeding faster, and faster, horses.

Imagine seeing this and not immediately going full Avalanche blowing up reactors n shit…

Everyone has a plan till they get hit in the mouth have a child

• Mike Tyson

You will never “be ready”. Even if you think you are - you have no idea what awaits you.

Every aspect of your life will change all the way down to your core values.

It’s a leap of faith. That’s all it is Miles. A leap of faith

You’re really going to let the flat earthers redefine dinosaurs.

They even tried to make Pluto not a planet. Pfftt

Yes the world is getting harder everyday but yes It’s all still a choice for now.

Do you think I wanted to up root my entire life? Move 7 hours away from where I grew up? Leave all of my friends and family? To live 30 minutes away from the city where I don’t know anyone? I didn’t in case that isn’t clear. But this was the only path forward to getting out from under someone’s thumb with rent.

I had to use a credit card to pay for moving, it took 4 years to pay that off.

My down payment was pathetic so I will pay PMI for a long time.

It’s not all rainbows and sunshine. The people who own homes are struggling too. Most people are struggling these days.

Are you aware that the vast, vast, majority of homes are mortgaged? We are paying a shit ton too dude…

Wait… Do most bus drivers own the bus?