People didnt come from monkeys.

We just both come from one common ancestor. We split off and evolved side by side so to speak. They’re our primate cousins.

So they are already arguing about something completely made up. Then again a lot of atheists/pro-evolution people think we came directly from monkeys too lmao. Everyone is wrong.

Nice bait

I’m a very quiet drunk. I kinda just sit there and think about absolutely nothing- drowning and zoning out literally everything around me lol. Hard to have a conversation or even have any kinda fun with me when I’m drunk cuz I’ll just kinda become a vegetable.

What kind of fucking rp starter is that tho

Pog

Assert dominance by bringing your own, better pizza and dont let the managers have any of it

Evolution did us dirty, imagine the blissful life of being an idiot oo oo aa aa monkey

That’s exactly what a CEO would say hmmm

Iirc there’s no evidence of this actually happening, could be an old folktale for all we know lol

I got started because my parents were careless and thought itd be funny to force me to smoke cigs when I was 7, they got me hooked on tobacco, weed, and alcohol which ruined basically my entire childhood and teenage years.

I’m a firm believer that a lot of the time kids get started because of abuse or neglect from the parents. Please blame the parents and not the kids. I promise you they dont know any better.