Jesus Christ.
No really, I see him!
I’d say because if we’re trying to find things unique to guys it’s relevant to point out when it isn’t unique.
High five, same. Except phone.
I hold it with my feet and keep scrolling with my schlong while I wipe. Then after I wash my hands I continue doing this.
Himnp? Wat?
Plop the ham thusly, please
Pretty but that yolk better not be overcooked!
Come ooon micronova!
And then my friends in my head laugh too because they would probably find it funny.
The trick is rewiring the outlet to 240v. More power = more signal.
It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp