Come with Barbie. Win win.

I keep random small things in the boxes and forget what’s in them until I open them once every year or two.

Who doesn’t like to start debates with a little fisty cuffs to warm-up?

Tbh I was lazily echoing the sentiments of other comments thus far. Sure it is one factor in the fight against fascism. But eh. How about mass protests I like those.

Bit of a shit take innit

Hot dog is like it’s own category. You can make all kinds of dogs. Hot dog, veggie dog, smokie dog, chicken dog… If it’s got a weiner then it’s a dog.

Also OP said “mind” singular so clearly a hivemind belonging to “them”

Mexican and Indian.

Or Mexican and Mediterranean.

Or Mexican and something I haven’t discovered yet. I hear Thai is good.

Does chili count as one thing? And cheese.

Or mayo and relish.

Or mayo and dijon mustard.

Or chipotle mayo and caramelized onions.

Is ketchup sweeter than it used to be? I can’t stand it anymore.

The real ship was the one we made along the way

Damn how heavy is that sculpture?

Yeah it took me a few minutes too haha… 😅

…still counting

I want to ride the giraffabow

With a little creativity, and total dedication despite the high chance of being ripped apart, 100 men could take down a silverback without weapons or tools. Some go for the legs, some go for the arms, some go for the eyes, and then there’s the really buff guy that locks arms around the head, while the others turn him by the feet, like a wrench, until it’s neck breaks. Or someone jams their arm down it’s throat until it suffocates. May take a few attempts and arms. Or there’s the butthole, someone mentioned entrails, I dunno. Imagination.

Yer a wizard Harry

What a load of horse shit

I usually say just tell me the object of the game and then tell me what to do whenever it’s my turn. After a few turns and just observing the game and asking a few questions, I can manage on my own. Way more enjoyable than trying to parse even the instruction booklets.

It’s funny because it’s in Bill Burr’s voice.

Aw no I blew my face off with my beans