Barenaked Ladies

It’s so cute when Americans talk about mountains.

To be fair if i saw that weird panal I would wonder what that is too.

Good analogy. One ugly creature is scared but were still fucked…

Found it! It didn’t let me post the Image for some reason. Boong-ga Boong-ga!

Now the funny part: who is who?

Trump’s “schwerer Gustav” just even more narcissistic as fuck.

The last time I was thinking that way was when I was 5 years or so old and first introduced to a mouse and playing around on the “die Sendungen mit der Maus” Website. Im not using Windows that intensive anymore, is that fucking real?

Critics accuse McConnell of using Satanist rituals to avoid death

Valid

In that case, converted to the metric system, 242 Dicks would be about 62cm.

I can’t imagine they’re selling a lot of these…

Me naming my files: fgzvtj

Common confusion: the Russian spy-base is down Pennsylvania Avenue.

Oh nooo… PAINT!!! What utter terror…

(≧ω≦)

Free and uncensored education? Don’t you realise that’s literally…

I am only am realising now that “the 7” was probably also parodying "the 5”.

“pedophile protector!” “U S A! U S A!”

I have to admit, I kinda expected them to stir up some conspiracy-theorys about someone secretly killing off Republican senators. The AFD would have done that for sure…

This weirdly looks like it could happen…