What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What do you call a fly with no legs? A walk

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea

“Large percentage”. Please state and citate.

(Tbh, 1% would be a large percentage of a group voting away their own rights)

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice…!

Good for them for coming around.

Unless the one time was this one, most recent, time

How do you upvote one thousand times with just one account?

Thank you, kind stranger

Cause funding the military is 50% of our taxes 🤸🤼‍♀️🤹‍♂️

This! I love my sweet boy and he’s so gentle and kind 99% of the time. But sometimes he choses violence. He is the reason I think all people who keep big cats as pets are not logical.

It’s still an affair if it’s not secret. Fucking (over) every single woman in the country is still an affair, even if you proudly declare it to your wife and everyone you know.

https://archive.ph/WsWpa

Yes, exactly. If those silly poor people only worked harder they too could be aristocracy.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-ethical-whistleblowers-new-start

He made 45k. I hope this gofundme is real bc it’s almost at 200k

It can be a joke they both find funny and also a red flag. What are we joking about here… how controlling someone is about the wedding?

It can also be absolutely not a red flag.

The joy of the internet includes pontificating.

Pratchett talks about this in “Moving Pictures”. He has many insights, 100% would recommend. GNU sir Terry

😆😆🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

Thank yiu for the share!

“If they wanted to just kill all the Palestinians they could have by now but they haven’t.”

If this Israeli government wanted to kill all the Palestinians without looking like that was their plan they would bomb them slowly over an extended period of time while making a human shield argument.

Beautiful

Thank you this made me lol

https://archive.ph/fFsEf