My grandmother called me a braindead bastard once when i was like…9
Neither of those adjectives were applicaple to me considering i was in the gifted courses in school and her son is my father who had already married my mother when they had me
Did you see Regis this morning?
Ok but how did the mustard seed popcorn taste?
Most people: 😨
Statisticians: 🤓
I wish i had a train of thought.
Mine is more like a racquet ball of thought
Im more on the
“I need you to repeat that second half because something you said in the first half sent me down an entirely different line of thinking and i stopped listening to you and only pretended to”
Side of things
FYI lemmy is a Progressive Web App you can install from your mobile browser of choice
Never bothered with any 3rd party apps
Im sure there are games that wouldnt even work so i technically didnt even play them but ill list a couple of games that i tried playing, hated, and uninstalled almost immediately
They both had the same problem.
Days gone and Red Dead Redemption 2.
I tried to force myself into enjoying rdr2 because it was supposedly that good. For the first few hours i kept asking myself when does the game start? When do i actually get to play?
Days gone i only made it maybe an hour before i quit and uninstalled.
I want to play a game not watch an interactive movie
Me throwing grapes:
Flight of the conchords
Cinematic masterpiece
My favorite part is all of the background minions bopping along
The music video for Genghis Khan by Miike snow
“Its a good thing as long as it hurts the right people”
Fuck that. Be better than them.
Its such a low bar it should be easy
This is the same reason I don’t own a Five-seveN
Chiappa rhinos and 357 magnum aren’t insanely expensive tho. It’s tons of fun to shoot too
That’s not what the question asked tho
Angular is definitely better for dealing with piss on your keyboard since the extra angle should help the piss roll off
Sounds like the corporation should have paid the first guys more
Need some padding between elements?
Haha nbsp; go brrrrrrrr
I hear they paved it and put up a parking lot
I thought it was a thing for kids to climb
You might be surprised to learn that words often have different meanings and sometimes they can be nouns or adjectives