:) I wasn’t sure you’d still be around

I think bumping dead threads is funny

It’s a meme shitposting community; arbitrary is to be expected

If you mortgaged your house to invest in Nvidia then you might want to cash out now

And buy puts got it

the blue checkmark as a way to show that you support the platform isn’t a bad idea

The premise of how it works is fine, it’s the supporting the platform part that’s the problem

Based Bayesian statistics jokes are the kind of shit I come to lemmy for

So my printer can rat me out? Fuck no

That sounds like women’s work, of course we’re going to ignore it

If you’re not aiming for the corner where the wall meets the ground, what are you even doing in life?

My recommendations are all for kpop demon hunters and games i havent played in months.

Then you pass the check; they’re looking for shit like Andrew Tate or Charlie Squirt

But if we are having fun with this, rhubarb: definitely no fruit, far too sweet to fit nicely into vegetable.

Oh boy, another reason to hate rhubarb.

Also, you want a sweet vegetable? Sugar beet.

Bitwarden, 100%. You can self-host later if you feel like it, but don’t have to

The basic problem they run into is that jokes are supposed to be funny, and conservatives aren’t funny

Better than Grendel

Oh man, please. My current Motorola could use replacing, official Graphene support would be fantastic

But at least you can counter it with misinformation from an AI bot :D

Quarter pints are wider than tall, but tiny, wide-mouth half pints are similar proportions but bigger

I went googling just to see if it was unique enough to find (alas I suspect ‘twinkstuffer’ was a made up example, not a real one); I’d guess it’s in Seattle because a bunch came up in my search, and they were all in Seattle.

What a city

Golden rice is an example of a GMO that’s actually beneficial to humanity, or would be; anti-GMO sentiment has kept it from being grown in any significant amounts.

It’s tweaked to produce vitamin A, which rice normally does not; deficiency is a common problem in places where the poor get most of their calories from rice

a fridge at 7°C

Gross