I have never once thought “Thank goodness the police are here!”.

Do you want squirrels? Cause that’s how you get squirrels.

I’m with everyone else, does ANYONE really care about those?

Oof. That’s a tough one. Every song on an album sounds pretty similar, but I feel like each album has a very distinct style from the others.

We live in the timeline that all the other timelines use as a ridiculous example.

You’re telling me there’s a dimension for EVERY possibility?

Yup.

So there’s a timeline where Donald Trump becomes president?

Twice!

Gremlins. My brother and I were just discussing this because we heard that the new Gremlins movie will be using analog effects.

In your example, the artery is the system the blockage is the problem with the system.

So, “My Capitalism has Billionaires! Remove them.”

We can address the problem or replace the system.

Which brings us back to where we started:

How exactly do you pronounce pwned?

My wife and I kicked around some alternatives and settled on UPSEx

“It’ll come overnight.”

How about the owner of Trump Burger getting deported?

Oh. I guess he’s nowhere near the richest, I gave him extra credit for irony.

Technically nothing, but I do have coffee at the office.

Except on Thursday. That’s doughnut day.

You go to the “retirement home” but it’s really just an all inclusive resort. You just spend that last year partying harder than you ever have your whole life.

Because it’s not strictly one handed or two handed.

Its a combination of two separate families, like an illegitimate child. (Their logic and definitions, not mine)

This might not be uncommon around here, but…

Between D&D and video games, I can identify most medieval weapons and armor.

Mythological beasts as well.

A bunch of us were going somewhere insignificant when we noticed someone had fallen asleep.

So, we did what any reasonable person would do and got on the first highway we found and drove the wrong direction.

Once we got somewhere we were pretty sure he wasn’t familiar with, we pulled over at a local diner, woke him up and challenged him to guess where we were.

The only change was the ON/OFF switch.

Shit. My Xbox still does that.

I agree with the adult at 21. If we’re going to make that the arbitrary age in which all adult restrictions are lifted, then why say it 3 years before?

The age of consent thing is nonsense. Again, I might understand making it 21 to match everything else, but any later than that doesn’t make sense.

In reality, it doesn’t matter how legal something is.

The question is who decides if it should be enforced and when.

If you say it, it WILL be enforced. If the President said it, probably not so much.

Luck be a Landlord is like a slot machine version of Balatro.

You select randomly generated symbols to add to your slot machine in order to get more money with each spin in order to have enough to pay the increasing “rent” at the end of each level.