ICE is a bunch of cowards.

Like all fascists.

Spiders are frens

America is big and it doesn’t have high-speed rail, so if you need to go to a different state the only options are flying or driving for 56 hours.

Nothing can outweigh yo mama.

Oh shit oh fuck

Sometimes it feels like I’m the only motherfucker on the internet that doesn’t want humanity to die off.

What’s wrong with y’all?

Because the system is specifically designed to prevent that from happening.

the result is that you unfortunately don’t bite the hand that feeds you.

*the hand that steals 99.9% of the value you create and leaves you with a few crumbs.

Versatile, yes.

Snoopy!

Why that damn bullet had to hit the firefighter instead?

I’m so fucking tired.

ADHD?

Neither leader would have any actual skin in the game, it’s just people’s lives that would never contribute in another meaningful way to their power.

Cold War 2: now with more stupid!

No one is free until everyone is free.

In the lib’s mind, protesting is not a tool, it’s the goal on itself. Just show up, wave a little flag and the bad guys will magically change their mind like it’s a fucking movie.

It’s all performative actions.

If one tribe is bad, the other one must automatically be the good one.

There can never be such a thing as TWO bad tribes fighting each other.

Being trans sucks, like being left-handed in a world for right-handed people does.

There is nothing inherently wrong with it, the problem is all the people trying to police your body.

We are in 2025. Women can steal their own skeletons

we’re still on-pace for a Star Trek future!!”

I hope we survive WW3 and the eugenics war.