So? My 250€ Motorola also has this feature, they are slacking behind

It was a meme about google opinions, where it asked how many notifications you want to receive from “beef stroganoff” one of which had an option “only if something big happens”

I mean, both are a valid experience, there is something to taking a piss at 7:53 in the Morning in the french country side within 2 mins walk from a highway.

Either I’ve aged really fast, or you guys are speaking a new language, can someone explain what any of this means?