It’s partially true though. Money buys better tech which accelerates earnings. Capitalists using technology have created inequality.

It’s the latest example of rich technologists making a mockery of the human estate. Every piece of our humanity they touch turns to gold for them and ashes for everyone else.

And now we watch as Christians vote to destroy God’s creation in order to drive vroomier pick-up shit wagons.

And maybe Merrick Garland can take a job as a crossing guard in Antarctica.

Merrick Garland is a flaccid penis.

More likely they will plagiarize the blueprint for someone else’s starship.

Everything Silicon Valley touches turns to gold for them and shit for everyone else. They extract wealth and replace it with ash.

It’s the saddest irony

You’ll need to utilize some higher dimensions

What a shitty website

If fossil fuel was an ice cream flavor, it would be blood and soot.

A truly shameful performance. The ghost of Judy Garland would have made a more effective Attorney General.

I don’t listen to Comey unless it’s an apology.

It rhymes with fannon codder.

Certainly not Prescott Bush!

The haunted hemorrhoid strikes again.

Rational people understand it’s an emergency, and we need to have the biggest tent with the most people in it.

Watch out, fuckers! The tepid breeze of justice is meandering toward you!

WE KNOOOOWWWW. It’s the worst-kept secret in politics. People in other countries are aware. The birds are aware. It’s part and parcel of the experience of fascism. Never underestimate what pure evil is capable of doing.

Jeez, I can’t imagine the government ever coming to regret this decision.