Like the Fucker that goaded all these assclowns to come to capital?

There is a liquor store chain called Payless Liquor

There is a local liquor store called Payless Liquor… Got a strong feeling that’s who he is talking about

I would be willing to bet that the water dispenser arm has snapped off. And I know from experience, coke takes FOREVER to send a tech out to fix their machines.