A cheeky cross section.

You guys really like bread hey?

I was actually born late fall.

Was she good at baking bread?

Man the ‘90’s was when store bought processed food was a sign of wealth and everyone wanted to go to McDonald’s or Pizza Hut for birthdays.

Unless you have a ride-on because that special lady in some of our lives might love it.

You also want to properly sharpen it every once in a while.

She’s just covering for him she’s got that post-dicking look in her eyes.

On brand dull men don’t sharpen lawnmower blades.

Oh I was just trying to find a way to work that question about your dick into the conversation naturally.

Oh thanks that’s super interesting.

Does that mean that its parents were unmarried?

HilariousChaos’s conservative community is a safe space for thin skinned snowflakes you’re not missing much.

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Trump added that with a sharpie.

That’s why I don’t brush my teeth - because the government says to.

They definitely weren’t crayfish.

I caught crabs in Nebraska.

I’m sorry it wasn’t the answer you were hoping for.

It insists upon itself.