No, I’d much rather someone completely misconstrued what I said, missed the point entirely and tried to take all the fun out of yet another array of jokes.

H2O before hoes.

Potatoes go well with the (sauer)krauts

It’s OK man, it’s just yogurt.

Talk about lack toes in toddler ants, sheesh.

Ayay, yee!

Thanks, that’ll give me a bit of a pep in my step!

Solidified, dead blood. Is it still part of you, or is it just stuck in you like a cork? Quick, rip it off to get rid of this existentialist grey area by throwing it out the window.

Wow what a story. That sounds pretty bad tbh. I’m sorry you had to experience that.

Is… Is this the actual backstory of… Are you Crusty the Clown by any chance?

That’s exactly what Big Water propaganda wants you to think.

And the throughput of my throat is impressive to say the least.

Pipl crust.

Don’t judge my platelets! They’re just burnt out and underpaid. Inflation hasn’t been good on their quality of life either.

I used to be that friend, then I stopped. Learned to put order in my thoughts before sharing them. If not out of self respect, at least out of respect for my friends.

Thirsty waterslut.

Living babies are mostly undefeated babies.

To most of us it’s about the time passing and the innocent never lasting (which I always assumed is a similar idea to “why do the good people always go first”.).

That being said, if we stop joking about serious matters and just take everything seriously - whether it’s intended like that or not - we’re fucked.

Just talk about the happy politics. /s

No, they really don’t. For most of us, “stop making everything political” is a simple and clear request that can be fulfilled with 0 follow-up questions.

No, that’s not what they mean.

It’s so you can set a reminder.