Nah, you’re fucked. It will take decades to get to the point the US was in before he got president.

He’ll die evnetually. Hopefully it’s slow and painful.

If I can combine sex and pizza I will.

Pineapple!

This made me giggle. Thanks.

4 weeks.

The same facial expression I make one week into the month when looking at my cheque account.

Huh? Sorry, I was just thinking about the encounter with a girl yesterday, what I want for dinner, what I have to do at work, if I should work from home this week all while playing a christmas song in my head.

Kurwa slimak!

Dude, I hate it when that happens.

Thanks, I hate it.

In fact it might even solve some problems.

Except for topics Im interested in. In that case you better sit down because it might take a while.

I know, that in this context POS stand for “point of sale”, but I will never not read it AS “piece of shit” and I will never not find it funny.

Nana nana nana nana Barkman!

Forgot what? Sorry, got distracted.

Those leopards surely won’t eat my face.

We have to fight to get it denied every single time. They have to push it through only once. That’s why they keep trying.

It just felt comfy at that time. And I was tired… so tired.

Even Melania. Especially Melania, probably.