[Pundents] come and go

And one just went

The ingredients you got

Bake the cake that you get

• Jesse Welles, probably

Oooof, yeah, i drank too much and let the intrusive thoughts win.

A thirteen year old facing four felonies is fucked almost as bad as a thirteen year old having twenty-three guns. backstage at a Miss Teen USA beauty contest

FTFY

Damn I think you’re right, it’s even funnier now

I don’t know why this is funnier with K’Ehleyr’s face, but it just is

Do not hold on to hate. Don’t pay an emotional price on people who don’t care about you

Do not feel guilt about other people suffering the consequences of their own actions. Don’t pay an emotional price on people who don’t care about you

Have empathy for the injustices others face. It helps you let go of hate

You are responsible for how you respond to your environment. They are responsible for themselves. They chose to respond to abuse by abusing others. You can perpetuate that cycle or stop it. Treat them the way you wish to be treated. Do so knowing they owe you a social debt for their abuse, and do not put yourself at risk while treating them with fairness

Do these things and you will be at peace with yourself and others.

“If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are.”

• Lords and Ladies

Never heard of it, but I use Tri-flow and Houdini liberally. If Ballistol doesn’t leave a residue it’s probably fine

This is it ☝️

Locksmiths hate WD-40

On that day many will say to me, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and cast out demons in your name, and do many mighty works in your name?’ And then will I declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessness.’

• Matthew 7:22, 23

Y’ know, this probably explains my childhood desire to build up a library of books until I could fill a room.

I was unconsciously trying to woo a Disney princess

Games: INSIDE, We Happy Few

I couldn’t get past the crappy acting. It was like watching high schoolers try to make Tarantino dialogue work

Frog should be slime=probably

Turtle should be slime=maybe

And tortoise would be slime=no

My hat’s off to you, friend

It’s rare to find myself out disc-nerded, but here we are

The turtle moves!

Oh, sorry, forgot you were here

Feels like it sometimes, ngl

Old age is probably worse, but middle age sucks

It died when my bones started to creak