"'I meant,’ said Iplsore bitterly, ‘what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?’

Death thought about it.

‘CATS,’ he said eventually, ‘CATS ARE NICE’"

– Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

I thought that weather forecast was either a reminder or advice lol

Opium Wars II, Electric Boogaloo

For me it’s a toss up between Night Watch and Reaper Man. Probably NW by a Librarian’s hair

How they do rise up

What is this goddamn UP Michigander bullshit? You count to ten with a six and a four, like any civilized human

More like the Vimes Unified Theory of Adulthood

Another gem from that theory:

“That was always the dream, wasn’t it? ‘I wish I’d known then what I know now’? But when you got older you found out that you NOW wasn’t YOU then. You then was a twerp. You then was what you had to be to start out on the rocky road of becoming you now, and one of the rocky patches on that road was being a twerp”

High school was only a few hundred million seconds ago

Reminds me of Sam Vimes seeing his younger self and thinking “Thirty damn years of being hammered on the anvil of life, you poor bastard. You’ve got it all to come”

Over 12 million is also over 5 million, which is tens of thousands (over 1200 tens of thousands, technically)

I used to drink. I still do, but I used to too

You’ll need z87+ (ANSI Z87.1) impact resistant safety glasses or goggles. If the chemistry store does not have these you can find them at any big box hardware store

Halo was best when it was Halo:CE played 4v4 on two linked systems, with the teams on two screens in an undersized dorm room in 2002. Alternatively, two people playing through the entire game in co-op mode and finishing at 3 in the morning.

Everything since then has been mid at best

I not only liked it, but am apparently one of today’s lucky 10,000.

Thanks for posting

Hexcuse me, I do not steal memes, thank you very much!

I procure image macros

Yeah I just thought it was funny lol

GenX: “We voted for the same assholes as the Boomers. Forgotten generation ftw”

j/k

but seriously, GenX really is forgotten in the culture wars too

Hey OP, I’m too late seeing this but I want you to know I love you for doing it.

Keep being awesome ♥️

America, obviously

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The worst part was how they did it in groups. First they made you take your shirt off for the scoliosis exam. Then you put your shirt back on and drop trou for the penis inspection.

As a fat kid it was terrible

Speaking as a middle aged person that grew up watching and loving the Original Trilogy, I think Andor is the best Star Wars visual media, period. I think the only thing that might be better in all Star Wars media is Timothy Zahn’s Thrawn books (all of them), but that might be nostalgia talking

This is, of course, my opinion. You might disagree, and that’s okay