Is Bing really that much better, though?

This is even better than the project I managed to name UTI before my manager noticed.

This headline could be ripped straight from The Onion

Nude flannel

He probably literally can’t, since it’s basically just a big RC car on an extremely tightly controlled loop.

I recall now, I attempted to type “show of hands.”

Autocorrect gore is fascinating, no?

The exact same book, or just another copy?

The depressing part is that you can’t tell the two cities apart at a glance.

Fuck you, I just wanna port DOOM onto this new chipset

Maybe she drives a Subaru onstage

Nah, it’s just a phase

Lorem ipsum stabbum deadus.

It’s a matter of habit.

Maybe you can

Anybody else waste a minute scrutinizing this image macro for a spelling error?

How are you supposed to know the priest is a lesbian if they didn’t tell you?

Maybe all the blood and shit

Who’s of hands, who was surprised by this?

Edit: what the fuck did autocorrect mangle to come up with “who’s of hands?”

I think they had a few troubles along the way

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