Not only did I hate cheesecake before I started making it myself, but a close friend is very anti-sweets but will always save room for this specific dessert.

Biscoffeetoffee cheesecake.

Biscoff crust, coffee base, chocolate toffee crust. Beloved even by cheesecake haters.

With as much force as necessary.

Why does this literally make me horny

I wanna see your stripes

No, they would not tell the truth.

Excuse me but its speled HIPPO smafh

How does he manage to get all this amazing shit done?

The joke was the implication that your spreadsheets were useless.

You’re only proving my point

Well that’s useless

Christ, what for?

Not Scroll Lock?

When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens.

Usually food is gone when it’s used, and doesn’t just get labeled.

No, OP said “used by.”

Oh, it’s just baby snakes

Well, I was trying to be less creepy.

Time is the fire in which we burn.

You mean US Customary