If I had a gay son, I might actually have to drop that dad joke on him… my unconditional support comes second.
If I had a gay son, I might actually have to drop that dad joke on him… my unconditional support comes second.
Gort is apparently wanted for several counts of murder
Do they have to be wearing funny hats? Asking for a friend
Independence Day
Caught a sneak peek the week before it opened. As soon as Will Smith punched the alien and said, “Welcome to Earth,” everyone cheered and it was a nonstop thrill ride that had the entire audience engaged.
When the credits rolled, there was a legit standing ovation. It was the single best crowd I’ve ever watched movie with.
Borgy Claus is my favorite
As I write this, I have some debilitating respiratory infection. It’s absolutely a disability at the moment - even if only temporary (I hope lol). I can barely do anything without assistance but most people wouldn’t consider it a disability like some others.
Now sickness might be a different case than what you’re considering, but I don’t consider it ableism for “healthy” people to not want my company right now. I would probably avoid them, too, if the roles were reversed.
What do you mean? Obviously 97% of impoverished Venezuelans support war instead of food!
Food is love.
My vote is for hot soup.
Tim Lincecum. It literally required his engineer father to analyze and perfect every part of his pitching mechanics to be able to compete at the highest level. Everything about his pitching delivery was so goddamn weird that he is simply known as The Freak. But for a short time he was as good as anyone, throwing 2 no hitters, and winning 2 cy young awards and 3 world series.
Do we have fuses that can safely dissipate like 350Megajoules?
A 350 Megajoule fuse oughta do it
I own a few nice wristwatches for special occasions, but my daily driver us a Fitbit. even though charging every 3-4 days is a bit annoying, I do like wrist access to notifications, step counts and activity tracking.
May I have a hot cookie to the face?
My first thought when reading this was that some private company is paying blackhats to do their dirty work.
There are obviously Hamas in the pits
I believe that everyone should smoke, drink, and enjoy the occasional hard drug- just start when you’re 75 or 80. Fucking party on the way out.
The server balks, digital hands doth sunder,
Thine client’s refused for its handshake blunder.
Hello, fellow hard-working American families.
This is posted in metric so it doesn’t apply to the U.S.
Remember, kids, if someone shows up to school with a paper knife, run, hide, fight in that order.
I hear you can drop off children at fire stations with no questions asked.