I’ve caught what I presume is the seasonal flu and it has absolutely put me on my ass. Blowing my nose every 5 minutes, coughing up phlegm, I’ve used so many tissues my trash bin is looking like I’m a teenager who just discovered pornhub. I think I’m past the worst of it, but I took a long weekend and bought a boatload of sick supplies like mucinex, sudafed, chicken noodle soup, and powerade anyhow just to be on the safe side. I’ve got a pretty strong immune system and basically never catch colds, so I feel pretty confident that regular folks that catch it are going to be absolutely demolished by it, possibly hospital time even.

Secretary Brain Worms has probably not thought that far ahead.

Greta Thunberg, famously in charge of… ?

Senkaku Islands are the center of a dispute between Japan and China, both claim them, both have names for them. Wikipedia goes more in depth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senkaku_Islands

On google maps we get…

So it’s not like they can’t give stuff multiple names.

Broken clocks. If its any consolation he could be, variously-

1. Floating random shit. Common Trump talk.
2. Actually wanting to weaken the U.S. militarily, to the benefit of his leash holders.
3. Fishing for bribes.

Woke DEInflation

Though yeah, I get it.

If only there was something the Senate could do to like, remove him from office for acting like a dictator… some sort of, call me crazy, impeachment.

9/11 did a lot of work for Bush Jr.'s approval ratings (Gallup ratings). Same with Giuliani. If it hadn’t happened Rudy would have been despised by the public at large a lot sooner.

The Trump administration contends such children are not “subject to the jurisdiction” of the U.S.

Argument is so dumb. Can they speed without getting tickets like diplomats can? Oh… they do get speeding tickets? Guess that means they’re under U.S. jurisdiction then.

The incels want vaginas that cook them dinner, and the femcels want girlfriends… well the femcels on here anyhow

That’s not a horrible idea, but it could also be turned into “as long as you can pay your insurance premium, you have license to abuse power.”

I don’t think that carries a lot of weight considering we haven’t heard of that situation with medical professionals.

I will forever stand on mandatng cops get malpractice insurance, making the city pay the “good cop” premium, and making the individual cop pay anything beyond that.

oh no they wont get free mcdonalds

fair… but his face was all fucky so idk

I mean, hows he going to recognize him either way? Not like he raised Luke at all.

Man who threw molotov cocktails at gas station blamed for explosion.

Sounds about right.

Webp adaptation isnt there for the same reason ipv6 isn’t. Shit aint broke, so why fix it? We can scream til we’re blue in the face but C level duders aren’t gonna put up the scratch unless they have to.

He’s just going right down the facebook boomer wishlist isn’t he? Wonder when he’s going to sign off an EO banning participation trophies.

Decent? Nah. Better? Maybe in the sense that if I had to have one hand hit with a hammer I’d rather it be non-dominant one.