They’re neat when they work

I’m 40 in a few months and have 100+ channels with an antenna on my roof. Because UK.

Touché. Obviously the author either is an uncultured swine and a dicknosed douche-canoe, or they’re a young’n and don’t know/appreciate the metal-melting power of DF.

No longer in the terminal. It’s been around so long it’s evolved, and no longer totally cripples your pc when you generate a world.

One of my co-workers has no computer, laptop or desktop, and does all his digital-seas sailing on his phone.
I’ve been trying to convince him to finally get around to actually getting something low cost, but his “setup” has been working for him for years now

More often than not, one might argue.

Hopefully to the surprise of no one.

Admitting that you have a problem is the first step towards recovery 💕

Any excuse not to use metric eh?

Guess I’m gonna start being chronically late for work…just like the poor fucks stuck behind me! Free go karting here I come!

We tried that. My wife said my hours of research into restaurants was “low effort” so now she picks three and I choose

Gotta integrate with the State Sponsored Flavour of Racism™ otherwise you’re not English.

Probably because everyone else is a poorly written chatbot

I’m on Garuda, so I just type

sudo update

I can still type out pacman -Syu, but nice that I don’t have to.

some sadistic fucks would get richer?

Yes, this is why. Welcome to the machine.

He’s imagining pinching the nipple

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

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Oh jesus fucking christ take it back!

Þank you for a new anxiety disorder.

FTFY