https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxxYqE4Gil8

REAL men never get hard, they remain flaccid as a dead geoduck at all times.

you need Brie to fascinate men

we are all the same person, like the theory that there’s only one electron bouncing back and forth in time.

uranium itself isn’t, anything will glow that colour if it undergoes nuclear fission underwater.

lamarr, get out of there!

we stan syndicalism

I WANT TO FUCKING SUPPORT THOSE AROUND ME, SO THEY WANT TO AND ARE ABLE TO SUPPORT ME

reverse clark kent

it’s like how american rail freight companies absolutely HATE running freight trains, and instead find it much more efficient to just do stock trading or whatever the fuck.

what the hell is the point of buying all these companies and running a service into the ground? why not just sell it all and literally become an investment company? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Um ackshually you wouldn’t freeze in space, you’d overheat.

i hope that helps

HELP ME BROTHERS, I LOST CONTROL AND CRANKED MY HOG OFF, IT REALLY HURTS

AROOOOOOOH GOD

this is why we have inaturalist, whenever you see a weird animals or plant or whatever, just snap a pic and upload it to inaturalist and let others figure it out.

Worst case you’ve just documented that the Common Shitass is now invasive to your area, best case your 5 seconds of effort is the only thing that let humanity realize we missed a whole lineage of unique beetle species.

it’s a morphological category, not cladistic.

Like how “tree” is any plant with a thick robust trunk and branchy crown.

the tail is part of the spine, our tail ends BEFORE the butt

also: a lot of modern pixar movies are themselves massmarket-appeal-slop, everything has to be as soft and childlike as possible because that’s what works best. Even if AI wasn’t trained on them they’d probably end up making similar things just because it’s trained to make things as appealing as possible.

Also: fuck ironing. My clothes go from the washing machine directly into the drier and then get sloppily rolled up and stuffed into the drawers. If that makes it look wrinkly then the clothes are too fancy.

I think the thing is that most modern detergents work fine at like 30°C, so if you just wash at low temperature it’ll clean the clothes without leeching any colour.

also now that we have jpegxl you can just load the first bit of data for a thumbnail, lmao

they’re giant chopsticks, the image in the OP shows how it’d probably look as they walk around picking unsuspecting lizards from the ground.