i’m NOT a vampire i’m just sharing immortality with a bro, no hemo

there are a series of things that can make points of light look spiky: eye defects, eyelashes when squinting, smudgy glasses, etc…

balding guys sharing their testosterone like vampires opening their veins to welcome another into their fold

i mean from what people complain about it seems they simply don’t determine what notifications are important, they just let everything bombard them at all times and whine that they get so many notifications as if it’s just a fact of life…

import yhwh  

def interventionSort(unsortedList):
    sortedList = yhwh.pray(
    "Oh great and merciful Lord above, let thine glory shine upon yonder list!", 
    unsortedList
    )  
    return sortedList

that explains why it took god 7 days to make the universe

“everyone knows what a word is, that is the definion”

“what” is a word, correct.

how do you even fuck that up? just go buy cat’s eye lenses, any costume store has to have boxes piled ontop of each other filled with those

isn’t that what fetal bovine serum is for?

fennec is so this week

friends with insurance (insuring each other it’s not gay bro)

it’s almost like we’re made to have fibre in our diet, or something

surely they’d have to go out of their way to make it not be backwards compatible?

my two cents is that MAYBE people would stop feeling like shit after eating fast food if they actually included some fucking vegetables.

oh nooooo i ate a meat consisting of only bread, meat, and cheese and now i feel sick, how could this be!!!

hey now, maybe they’re just bots that became people? maybe stop assuming things yeah?

that’s not universally true, a regular youtube.com link needs the ?v=k3489k8 bit to specify the video

as effective as a knife, but perfectly legal to carry

who famously enjoyed some fre shavo cado

but we got digital typewriters that still used paper and those added the obvious functions like backspace and actual text editing tools, why didn’t calculators progress the same?