Tailz (she/her)

That’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. Those mice were a pain. I had to take the ball out from the socket and get rid of dust and debris so many times so it would work normally

What a sweet old lady! Love tuxies too

Is this the same guy who programmed Windows Vista? Good god that OS was horrible and would crash if you even looked at it the wrong way

Kurzgesagt is my go to. I love the art and the style of narration

Person 1: “Honey, we can’t eat chicken, beef or pork, we’ve only got crickets since the government banned all meat except for crickets”

Person 2: “Damnit, I wish the government stopped dictating what we eat even if the food we want to eat is safe for us to eat”

Person 3: “SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU’D EAT AN ENDANGERED SPECIES?”

That’s like saying whales are giraffes because they’re in the order artiodactyla

I’ve heard good things about Signal, maybe try that?

Regulations that ensure my food is safe to eat and a government preventing me from eating a type of food even if it is safe to eat are two entirely different things and I’m pretty sure you knew that before trying to make a witty false equivalence

Shrimp and lobsters are crustaceans, not insects. It’s like saying a whale is a fish

Hell friggen no. I’m also not going to let a government dictate what I eat. Screw the law

The house that I’m in was built in the 1950’s. It’s small but cozy!

What do you mean I need a certain seat after swallowing some radioactive ore?

“MUH FREEZE PEACH!”

I lol’d. Thank you

I remember the days where you either did what Nintendon’t or you were green or blue

Good ol’ dayz

Is there a backstory behind this? Because I feel like there’s a backstory behind this

Oh Jesus Kiwifarms. I remember watching a video documentary about that site. If you think normal trolls are bad they are the worst of the worst. Haven’t they been responsible for multiple suicides too? I think they have. If I ran a site I’d ban 'em too, sorry not sorry

Aw yeah I’m gonna have a lot of fun with this. Kerbal Space Program 2 was such a letdown. I really need something to help fill that void

Is enlightened

All I see is people fighting and killing people over fictitious books

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