Tammo-Korsai

Out of your seven motorcycles, which one is used for which purpose?

‘Traitor’ is a much more fitting term.

When it takes effect next year, children and teenagers will only be able to check out books that correspond to their age group; they will need permission from a parent or guardian to check out “adult” books.

Will the bible be in the adult section? It’s full of every kind of smut and crime you can think of.

I think he wants Ukraine to fold so he can peddle his shitty inventions to Russia without pesky sanctions getting in the way, whilst styling himself as a great diplomat.

“Don’t make me nuke myself!”

“I kept throwing wave after wave of my men at the kill-bots until they reached their preset kill limit.”

• Zapp Brannigan

So what should we do next time there is another global pandemic? What’s the alternative?

Lockdown has made me realise that people don’t crave freedom, they instead crave a lack of responsibility to a sociopathic level. They are unwilling to consider a greater good nor anything else beyond the immediate effect on themselves.

If it happened in any other country, it would have been called a coup or insurrection by the media, for sure.

Hamas is commanded by stable geniuses.

Clearly the answer is to arm lots of untrained civilians.

Putin’s special military operation to expand NATO is going well.

Losing time rather than money would be a stronger punishment for that kind of person, so lock him up for a while where he cannot enjoy any luxuries.

Non-negotiable freedom and democracy intensifies

Praise the shareholders! Blessed be their portfolios! Protect their wealth from taxation!

I once saw a nonsensical Gmod video played as an ad. (It’s a bit loud.)

Have fun with that, Cheeto-Encrusted Benito.

I’m sure many Republicans are rejoicing since a fair few of them love drag shows.

Won’t somebody please think of the CEO!? Spare a thought for the investment portfolio!

I bet $3.50 that some Republicans secretly love drag shows.