I have a solution. Legalize murdering Billionaires.

Either they spend money on private security that might betray them, or they give away enough to drop below a billion.

Wichita is Spirit, the company that makes the plane bodies for Boeing. That’s most likely part of the Boeing strike

W was always a tool, a blank slate for his owners to use. The guy has no thoughts of his own so I’m not surprised.

This is in a pretty rough part of town

Does pepper spray not exist anymore?

Religious people being duped into dying in order to ‘meet jesus’. They got what they wanted, so everything worked out in the end.

We should have a rule that the 5 states with the lowest test scores in schools don’t get to vote for president.

Fuck Ron Howard for making a movie about this guy to begin with

What normally happens when a foreign agent pays an American to act against the best interest of their country? Genuine question, I’m not being sarcastic I promise.

If a foreign spy convinces a US citizen to give them information that strengthens the foreign power, even if done unwittingly, are they held responsible?

This is a slightly different situation, but at its core it’s Russian spies paying off Americans to weaken their own country.

If this was efficient enough you could use them to shade plants to keep the summer heat down while also giving them full light. Hopefully it’s feasible.

Charge the employees with being traitors.

This made me genuinely laugh out loud. Thank you.

Lindsey Graham’s other name is Lady G.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2020/06/10/ladygraham-went-viral-not-just-because-lindsey-grahams-politics/

Salty from the sound of it.

The old rules applied to nickel batteries or whatever the last gen was called.

What specifically do you mean by “The LGBT lifestyle”.

Hello fellow midwesterner!

No, they’re serving a fountain of cola. Fountain is a standard unit of measure here.

You could try replacing the base with a thick sausage gravy

The wireless Xbox branded headset allows me to party chat on Xbox while playing music from my phone. Idk how much more it would allow though.