I’ll take “Movies with poor portrayals of real things that changed the world anyway,” for $500, Alex.

I love that movie. Maybe not as much as this guy. If this stupid story is true.

Also, “wretched whore” seems pretty intense, no?

Speaking from an American POV, that’s probably because parents would still rather commit seppuku than be open about human sexuality because they are prudes and cowards. Gratefully my parents weren’t that way but my friends weren’t so lucky.

Nah, it’s boiled through. Clean as a scalpel. And vaginal fluid is acidic enough to burn skin. Should be fine.

Uh, no. I own a-- Actually fuck off.

I think I’ll continue to have a bad time on Lemmy, for $500.

Yes, Elon Musk is. Not some random car owner. This all feels like bullying to me.

Of course we constantly shit talk about him, it’s what we humans do.

I pretty sure that’s almost verbatim what one of my bullies said about me, who also isn’t Elon Musk incidentally.

Just rip on Musk, not his customers.

I swear Lemmy acts like anything shitty happening to a Cybertruck is like it’s Elon’s personal car getting fucked up. You’re being trendy. I fucking hate that guy too but is this really funny or meaningful?

Why don’t you just nuke every city in America because we all use Amazon and Bezos is a megalomaniac, evil bastard? Post it on Lemmy and laugh because we all deserved it for supporting him.

Thanks, “uwu language” makes me want to vomit in the best of times. Now I know what the worst of times feels like.

Larian is the new CDProjectktRed. And by that I mean they are projected to be a perfect, infallible, manifestation of developer perfection that gamers will worship and praise blindly until Larian proves themselves to be mere mortals by making a mistake.

Can confirm this. Was hotel bartender for over a year. I 86’ed the local drunk, however.

Let’s hire the most expensive possible cast imaginable that are all MTV Teen Awards Show favorites and a middle aged guy.

Fan casting is so cringe. You should find one or two relative stars, and find people who are good but haven’t exploded yet ie become stars.

Inb4 astronomical jokes

NAS -> ALAC, high-res files -> Plexamp -> Sound Blaster’s recently top-end sound card (name?) -> Schiit Heretic amplifier -> Sony MDR-1ADAC headphones

Or

NAS -> ALAC, high-res files -> Nvidia Shield (via Plex) -> Yamaha RX-A8A receiver -> Polk Monitor 70 tower speakers

But this is accurate. Columbus was an explorer, that was his mission. I’ve read his letters to Spain and he wanted to find bounty for the Spanish crown to convince them to give him more money. He murdered, tortured, enslaved kidnapped, interrogated, and raped people to find even more bounty. But he was an explorer, not a conquistador or conqueror. Those were military positions.

This post is ignorant.

China is currently colonizing Africa and SE Asia as well.

I’ve never been so happy to be beaten to the punch.

Black beans and Tapatio will keep you full and is pretty tasty for less than a dollar a meal. Also you can eat it out of the can. That how I lived when I was homeless.

Galaxy IQ

I read Max Brook’s “Zombie Survival Guide” and “World War Z”. The choice is very clear for me. Armor, suppressed pistol, machete, purifier.

What the actual fuck? Bizarre dystopian nightmare every fucking day.

Yeah I’ve heard of them but those are mil-sim games. Not very fun imo. I’m think more like AAA experience of pickup and play, not remember 2000 key commands to zero your target, turn off the safety, chamber a round, breathe, force the thoughts of your husband and newborn back home, and no more to shoot. Oops, you missed! 😜

Seriously though. ARMA is cool but my game I’m thinking more like MGS4/5