Help?

Why should I have to change MY name? He’s the one that sucks.

This is why he was arnold:

The others are probably correct, but this is what immediately came to my mind. https://www.404media.co/florida-deputy-of-the-year-used-flock-to-stalk-ex-held-gun-in-her-mouth-did-a-nazi-salute/

Google removed “Don’t be evil” from the preface of its employee Code of Conduct in May 2018.

Initial thought after reading the headline: Amy?

So… Nano?

I think your downvoter needs to look at their calendar.

This was such a fun game. I almost platinumed it, but gave up after getting insta-killed on one of the last chapters of Impossible mode. The frustration was too great to start over.

His condition of totally being alive?

When the pilot instructor said “you know what to do”, he meant for the trainee to go into a controlled dive along side him (leading to him returning to the plane in a most spectacular stunt). Way to drop the ball.

gonna

He picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

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It is, but I still chuckled.

Charlie who?

No officer. It’s " Hi. How are you?"

Have you heard it?

Just watch the latest episode of South Park.