TheLowestStone

Which means that Shrek could have been Rosa Parks’s favorite movie of all time.

It’s so dangerous that 100% of people who never come in contact with it also die.

I could really use an adult latte right about now.

I’ll blame both.

Best of luck to you.

Just curious, where are you going? My wife doesn’t want to move further from her family or we would be in New Zealand already.

The gun store closes before I get home from work. That’s why I’m going tomorrow.

Half of them have heart attacks walking up the stairs and the other half turn to ash when touched by sunlight.

Nah, let’s all take a good honest look at what’s happening and start preparing for it.

You go ahead and make bingo cards, I’ll be prepping for the civil war.

Well, in that case, I would not mind a good slamming.

I’m going to go ahead and put piss weasel in my pocket for later.

There’s no need for “more than likely” in that sentence.

Depends on how rich you are.

Poisoned by his thoughts

Don’t think i ever played that one but the original and its sequel were formative gaming experiences for me.

I felt that when I installed Command and Conquer a few years ago. Everything was much smaller than I remembered.

Yeah, i imagine his wife is pretty vicious.

I think it’s important to remember that the wirm died in his brain. I assume because his thoughts are that toxic.

I grew up in upstate NY so I’m no stranger to deer. This was something else. We were driving through the Winding Staircase mountain and there were hundreds of them. My wife kept screaming and grabbing my arm while I was driving until I had to stop in the middle of the (empty except for us and the deer) road to calmly explain that she was making the situation significantly worse.