So…it’s literally the first rule.

A lot of companies use Paradox. They shit canned all their HR down to the bare bones and hired Olivia, which the Paradox recruiter I worked with said is so bad he has to take over answering in chat half the time.

I think maybe you’re trying to be a jerk, but you keep calling them a pendant… Which is literally, not technically, a piece of jewelry that hangs from a chain worn around the neck.

Well, Scott, I’m beginning to think you’re no apiarist at all.

I haven’t had hundreds of kids. I’m a climate savior.

And people look at you weird if you wear an N95 at the airport.

Guinea pig.

Post a new one for comparison.

No, it’s “wah-fren.”

You are better.

Is that a surprise when he owns the courts?

Hopefully grandma has anything valuable left for you to inherit, but unless she could afford a financial advisor to help hide her money, prepare to pay some serious taxes.

Extra long shoe horn. I eventually upgraded to a solid metal one when the cheap one broke.

People talk about the Harambe timeline, but Citizens United is when the shit started going sideways.

Nearly everyone close to me voted for Trump. I fucking hope they get deported.

Most of that sounds like work. They’re just going to buy it from a data broker.

Say it with me, “My wife has an inner ear infection.”

Fuck McKinsey.

Connect it to the mustache?