I fired someone for ignoring their work, falsifying the records, and instead driving around all day in the company van playing Pokémon Go. Yes, the van has GPS. Yes, they were aware of this fact.

I should add, they had worked there for nearly 30 years, and transferred to my team. The individual had probably been shirking their duty in this way for their entire career, but the Pokémon Go thing was going on for several years at least. Their previous manager didn’t look into why someone with barely any customers was always so busy.

To be clear to anyone with minds being blown: air is gas and gas is a type of fluid. Water is liquid and liquid is also a type of fluid.

Solving a complex geopolitical situation involving two nations at war…in 24 hours. I wonder if he was lying?

They did, and most of it was implemented then as well.

Mow, mow Power Rangers!

Fuck.

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We likely won’t know for sure until the weekend.

Have a great week!

I’m still here for this comment, but it’s Rube Goldberg.

They absolutely care about the enslavement of innocent woodland creatures for human entertainment and monetary profit. These people complain there are no elephants at the circus being beat anymore.

Did you not read the article?

Brother, he ain’t even gonna read your reply, let alone the article.

Whatever Wikipedia says if you go look it up.

It is rare, but it may be worth pointing out a celebrity Squirrel will have much more frequent contact with humans than a wild Squirrel.

From reading the article, they would have been OK to keep the animals as long as they didn’t stay in the home.

Ew, biometrics.

Are Joe Rogan interviews inadmissible in court? Trump admitted to fake polling on the podcast.

Good point. And technically, a new moon is only visible during a solar eclipse 👍

Let’s mosey.

Just trying to avoid a basket of deplorables moment.

The universe still doesn’t care what a US Senator thinks. This is mostly because the universe is a collection of everything ever and it doesn’t have a unified cohesive sentience, so maybe it’s we who should not care what the universe thinks.

I don’t know why the talking dog didn’t think of that.