I felt gross writing it, everyone loses.

Yeah, he calls that time “leak investigations”

Two weeks contractor time, two weeks trump time, or two weeks normal people time? Makes a big difference

You call Janeway

That’s the billionaire race. Can’t consider it.

So … Luigi had a positive effect on policy.

My biggest complaint about the pics is the trays are different. The military probably has a standard tray that they buy, and likely wouldn’t use a compostable lidded container as shown in pic one.

Wait, they have something against Bluey? Other than that it sets quite a high bar for dads (and moms)?

(I try to be that cool)

I like my clawfoot tub too much to get rid of it

Understood, it’s just a bigger undertaking than I want to deal with. 100+ year old houses are a project on their own

I’ve briefly thought about it, but I would need to make the whole bathroom waterproof, and that stops the intrusive thoughts.

Every day after? Leola root.

Yeah, that’s a name I’ve already forgotten.

His standard “Waah! If I can’t play with the toys no one can!” Mentality

I don’t know who they are, and I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know who they are either.

The current front to the war on Christmas is Halloween. Thanksgiving has been lost. Stand strong Halloween, we gluttons fight with you.

Okay Parker, these might be good enough to make it into the Monday edition of the Bugle.

It’s probably 32oz with 8oz free!

I need more pictures of Spider-Man!

Sounds like a call for a mar a lago data center