Mary Magdelene got erroneously mixed with two other Mary’s (see her Wikipedia article if interested). One of them was a prostitute, not Magdalene.
Calling himself a Saint is a bit more whacky.
Nowadays, if you can afford the Venti latte instead of the Tall, you’ll be the envy of all your pals.
Is he gonna channel all that sweet income into supporting Dickopedia?
Coding errors can live on in infamy!
What, no love for the one that started it all, good ol’ Pong?
Data, his lower circuits overheated.
You should ask the ones who have.