No shade to my Ace friends intended. Totally possible to be horny for art or rock collecting or whatever. Doesn’t have to be a sexy thing. I’m horny for none of the above is totally valid.

Hey I’m glad you’re still here. I’ve been there too in some ways and I know it’s hard for people to appreciate what it takes to make it out of that place.

The default should be “I’m horny” but unless I specify you have to guess who I’m horny for.

Debian + Containers is definitely the way. Literally so stable it’s boring.

I only go in the server room to t-pose in front of the giant air conditioner to cool off.

Soak in some gorgeous views and learn about your local waterways. Reconnect with the land around you.

Good advice while those things last I guess.

A republican majority lead by an authoritarian effectively ends any possibility that climate change can be slowed or reversed within any of our lifetimes. Don’t think of it as the hottest summer on record… think of it as the coolest summer of the rest of your life.

He’ll executive action everything and bypass the legislature entirely. Who will stop him? The courts?

Woops. Yeah I thought it was a greatsword boy.

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Learn to parry or learn to run past and get used to dying.

Originally I didn’t like wielding ‘weird’ as a weapon against MAGAs because I generally consider it okay to be weird and I am not insulted if someone calls me weird.

But then I saw how much in infuriates the right despite being a pretty light and toothless label. They HAVE to believe that they are the normal ones, once you point out how strange and out of touch they are they lose their minds. I think it helps normal people understand who they really are.

Facial recognition confirmed he was a criminal and the scanner confirmed he had a gun! Of course we opened fire instantly. How could we have known it was just some guy with a water bottle?

I can’t believe that there are people are out there just raw dogging the Internet with no AdBlock. The advertising is so aggressive and intrusive. I legitimately cannot tolerate using the Internet when 80% of the page is filled with attention grabbing bullshit.

Maybe the Godzilla breath isn’t a laser at all, it’s like a fish spawning so he just blasts cum everywhere and hopes those eggs get fertilized.

Where else am I going to share the fun stuff I find with StumbleUpon?

I ran this for a bit but it seemed to severely impact browser performance on YouTube.

“Hey Boss… That guy is back again…”

“Wait, which guy? The banana guy?”

“Yuuuuuup.”

Maybe not a genuine fear but as a kid when I imagined what might be lurking in the dark it was aliens. On a farm out in the country, in the house at night with curtains open you’d just see darkness outside and the starry sky. Sometimes I’d see that green reflective glow of animal eyes in the dark or something moving out in the fields. Walking through the farm at night the space beyond the doors of the big shed loomed dark and ominous. Who’s to say there aren’t watchful eyes of intelligent creatures, curious and malicious, ready to grab you at any moment.

Same here. I love DuckDNS but after the third DNS outage taking down all my services I migrated to Cloudflare and haven’t had a single problem since.

It doesn’t get brought up because it’s not useful to anyone politically. Already support abortion rights? Well then lower crime rates is just a positive unintended side effect of a policy that grants women their inherent right to bodily autonomy. Already oppose abortion rights? Then you probably don’t care about crime rates because you already think that abortion itself is a crime.