Think of how stupid the average person is, then realize half of them are stupider than that. - Carlin

Face meet leopard.

I’m utterly convinced that whatever is going on mentally with people who have a hoarding problem is the same thing billionaires have as well except with money. It’s literally a mental illness.

Yes but I have acral deciduous skin syndrome.

Is this some kind of new trend? Why would you sleep on food? Wouldn’t it be a lot of trouble to clean out of the mattress? Is this a sex thing? It usually is and I’m in the wrong place when I’m this confused.

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This is how my cat and I first held a conversation.

I would like to be with two chicks at the same time. Other than that, nothing. I want to be happy and I think that would make me pretty happy for quite awhile.

Yes

Because the cruelty of it is the entire point. People still like to imagine those in power have some sort of misguided moral compass or reasoning. They do not. They are pure, unadulterated evil.

Good. Do it.

This is technically beautiful. I hate it.

I too wish to flee the earth at KMS speeds.