It was my favorite scroll back on reddit. Car crash, fight or crackhead it had such a nice variety.

I CAN TASTE IT

TAKE ME BACK

How many times have you been peed on in real life?

That’s advanced.

Now you go.

Weird shit you did as a kid go:

I got y’all beat. (No pun intended)

Too scared to look up porn. Thinking I’d be caught. Ended up knocking over peasants in one of the early assassins creed games and rubbing my pants furiously when their underwear would show.

When your girlfriend gets excited about mantises looks you in the eye and says “you know what they do to the males right” with the biggest shit eating grin.

Bug girls are fun.

HES A KID TOUCHER I CAN TRUST

HE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS

Team effort always. Making each other better. Caring for each other when down.

It makes me sad some people can get so lost in material things and lose the thing that makes us human.

Party I was at was trumpers and this irony is delicious.

America playlist going most of night. They turned off hendrixs star spangled banner at woodstock. Little too experimental for em, little too on the nose.

Explaining to a 70 year old it was a protest song, hearing them just grumble under their breath is a new July 4th favorite memory for me. Like dude you were alive then how are you not aware.

After that it was ford truck month country.

That’s what kissing a man for the first time to be honest.

Just a bit more bristle.

That believing in self is the fucking worst. It’s so much easier to help others.

Circle ain’t the problem it’s me not being able to accept love.

I appreciate your advice and time.

Liam neeson and those “black basteeerds”

You gotta save that for a year in. When she’s farting in front of you hit her with the ole shitstain pisser

I’ve always thought this was the real “trickle down”

Care.

Hope youre doing better now. ❤️

Located in vidor Texas

As soon as i started applying for jobs they started coming in again. After 3 years without much if any.

Everyone sells your information. I’ve given up.

Elderly we helped would get 10+ a day sometimes.

My family had a phlobe and I think it’s why I hate haircuts to this day

Lol that was some dementia caregiving shit

One time the guy who trained me was giving lean (purple drank) to anyone who wanted some.

Retirement home cooking during COVID was a trip