My toaster is already smarter than my brother in law

The actions taken by private equity companies seem very similar to those taken by organized crime syndicates when THEY take over a business

Odd, don’t you think?

Start peppering your responses with archaic terms and slang… Confuse the hell out of them

An election in 2026…

Sure

The administration is culling the population…

Prove me wrong

Twins

And a kitten

Yep… They are definitely trying to kill off the bulk of the population If there was any doubt… It’s pretty clear now

“Shoot em Up”. ?

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Eventually in Nazi Germany it became more dangerous to enrage the Feuer… Than it was being wrong

This greatly assisted in their defeat

Let us hope it works again

Reply from the GOP… Yes it is. What’s your point?

We have decided to charge for what was previously included… Substantially changing the parameters of the established contract

Suck it

Corporations are basically just criminals now

Not autistic… Would never show up without an explicit invite

The religious… Always willing to break the law

NOT A FUCKING JOKE

it is exactly his intention to stay in office till he dies

Then it will be Jr’s turn

Stop assuming he has good intentions. He does not

The hard part is everyone pretending it isn’t on purpose

The amount of screen size reflects the amount of work you do. So a smaller size has become a status signal. Showing you do not actually work.

You do meetings

So it’s working as planned?

When do the Goose Stepping lessons start?