What year is it?

This, but unironically

I’m here to kick gum and chew ass, and I’m all out of ass

Fluffernutters are amazing

Y’all have any more of them pixels?

As a History Major, this is 100% historically accurate

“There are some who call me… Tim….”

Silverhand was a goddamn hero

plugs it directly in my ass

:3

👈😎👈 Zoop

Somebody say DESTROY BORDERS!? - Pixy, probably

Same, my hair is long enough to be braided too!

Do you get to Skyrim often?

Same! I need to lose weight tbh. I’m technically above average height I guess. Regardless live your little/average/big gay/straight/bi/pan/ace dreams!

:3

WAT DE FUK!?

I mean, quotev has shit loads of pretty garbage ones, you’re bound to find a decent one there. Other than that I have no clue

You might be safe from throwing, but you said you have an ass. Prepare to be clapped