Given it’s a greentext I’m 90% sure they want to be Takumi Fujiwara.

Staring MicroCenter staff dead in the eyes when they won’t shut up about a Nighthawk router

Prime is just too good if you happen to use Amazon’s other products. Free overnight delivery on Whole Foods items, that’s literally 4-6 hour delivery sometimes. Access to Prime Videos which (very) occasionally has a show I want to watch. And a free Twitch subscription which I use to toss creators I like a few extra bucks every month.

Google

Startpage uses Google on the back-end but keeps your searches anonymous. Or there’s always DuckDuckGo.

My iphone […] once when its unusable, I’m going for a Linux Pinephone.

Don’t, it’s not ready yet unless all you do is call and text. (Then it’s fine ig)

Windows

Try out a live USB, it won’t save anything you do to it and you won’t risk deleting your data by accident (like with dual boot). All you need is an old USB stick / flash drive (just make sure it’s big enough, a few Gigabytes should be good)

Here’s a walkthrough for Linux Mint (an Ubuntu alternative). I’d recommend specifically Mint Cinnamon (Download Link):

https://itsfoss.com/linux-mint-live-usb/

Parking, cart, entry, items, pay, receipt check, leave parking. You can’t simple stop by for an item, its impossible…

Do you just fucking materialize in your local Aldi or something?

Yep, that’s why these things are sold

In my experience it’s women who squirt that are more likely not to know what an orgasm is supposed to feel like. They’ll definitely feel good, like edging, then get to a point where it feels like they’ve overstimulated themselves to the point of peeing the bed and stop. Not realizing there’s a “getting over the hill” moment to an orgasm.

That or they’re downvoting low effort comments

/b/ is general

And let x-ray cheats run wild?

Just don’t have personal info on you gaming PC/dual boot if you care

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt8368406/

Yeah pretty sure flowers would have already had to have been there to be blooming. Not a lot of birds migrating to Antarctica spreading seeds.

There is a 25 item limit. I see people with 40+ items in self checkout all the time. It just bogs down what used to be a fast thing.

Where? Self checkout isn’t express checkout. I don’t think express checkout has been a thing for 5+ years.

Edit: Lol also I appreciate this as a major reason you don’t use self checkout. That’s completely fair:

Self checkout is constantly populated by old folks

I mean it’s a boomer/genx post, it’s technically a meme from the format (image with impact font). But the focus is on what it’s saying, there’s no joke to it.

Add any humor at all to improve it.

God I would kill (every NPC) for an Obsidian-made Skyrim.

Tbh Outer Worlds is kinda a kill-every-NPC Starfield.

Also there’s not really a gameplay appeal of FO:NV (or FO3). 2008 is really where games got shooting mechanics down and Bethesda’s engine didn’t really get there until 2015. That’s why VATS exists.

FO was a very TTRPG-like (CRPG) game for a long time so the focus wasnt on gameplay.

90% of the bullet points are unrecorded. If we’re counting every Joe Smoe, then 99.9999…% is unrecorded.

It’s the Square checkouts and the other new POS like them. I’m pretty sure Square takes a chunk of the tip which is why they’re enabled by default (and I’m not sure you can disable them).

Ocean Drive - Katsumi Horii Project (1988)

Technically “jazz fusion”, but it still slaps

The murals are a nice touch, let’s see how the white paint looks in 50 years though.