This is what our founding fathers fought for.

As someone who has gone to the hospital for an overdose on caffeine, I really want to try one of these. Because, I clearly haven’t learned my lesson at all.

I’ve seen too many memes as of late. I really thought this would have been Saddam Hussein without reading this first.

Why do we need a preserving corpse box. By the time I die, I will be more micro plastics than man. I will not decay. I will be embalmed by plastic symbiosis.

How the fuck does anyone even afford to buy a house now? Billionaires keep buying them all out just to rent them out, to buy more houses. It’s almost as bad as me trying to use a hula hoop.

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Still going over my head.

I don’t get it.

When my wife is in a bad mood I try handing her random objects like a stick from outside. [Wife] you can’t be mad, you now have an anti-grumpy stick

*I swear this actually works. We are a strange couple

The sad part is when piracy makes a superior product.

Try dehydrated onions.

Not specific answers for recipes, more of here’s some fundamental ideas look online, so for example if I said flour, water, yeast, salt that is bread. Remove yeast you have crackers. Add baking soda you have soda crackers. Add olive oil, you have pizza dough exct.

Flour

Water

Beans

Oats

Nuts

Wheat Gluten

Oil

Dried fruit

Dehydrated vegetables

Sugar

Salt

Rice

Oats

Peanutbutter

Jelly

Tyme or other spices

Lentils

Corn meal

Baking soda

Vinegar

Baking powder

Yeast

Coffee

Tea

Dehydrated meat?

Now, I don’t know your situation but if you need food and you are in a financial bind not just looking for stuff that doesn’t expire. Check out your local food bank/pantry. There’s no shame in that.

Personally I do a lot of canning and foraging for things. So food storage is pretty important. I don’t buy a lot of groceries. There are a lot of options for long lasting food, but too many to share.

I definitely would look up homesteading and some recipes from that.

Well that blows.

I like answering them and asking if their parents are proud of them.

Go with “Double Anus Hammer Wagon IV”

Well. I’ve seen a video where a guy tried to put a pickle jar in his pooper and then a whoopsie happened where the jar breaks.

Is there context behind this?

My boss brags about working 100+ days without a day off. I told him I worked 5 months without a day off. It’s not something to be proud of. It’s not something you want to brag about.

What did I get for working that much? A fucking mental breakdown that I am still trying to recover from two years later.

Easy, I’m on vacation around the New Jersey area. Release the Candiru fish. Use your fucking turn signals ass hats.

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