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But it could

(Comic book MTV’s Beavis and Butthead The Butt-Files 1997)

Snexy!

Awe, man. It’s going to totally ruin this phone case bit…

Quick question. Does your ruggedized phone have a transflective LCD display? I’m just now doing some quick searches and am seeing the technology only being unsed in ruggedized (non-touchscreen) laptops.

Coffee is needed to concentrate. Concentration is needed to acquire coffee. This sounds like a scam.

I wonder if there ever was a mobile cell tower company that had a similar name. 4G cellular on a U-haul trailer… CELL-U-LTE?

Source- https://www.willburt.com/products/rapid-deployment-mobile-elevation-systems/integrated-mobile-portable-towers/

Some interesting reads for the couple…
The first one should’ve been “f👉👌ers” and not “cookers”. Sorry, I grabbed the wrong book.

The 3 Little Pigs was simple socioeconomics. Everyone afforded to build and have their own home. But some more than others had access to the better materials at the Home Depot. A whistleblower tried to expose all that. The Chapter 2 of that book would be that brick-lovin’ mf starts charging them rent.

A loophole with a loophole. I’m technically allowed just one bargain!

bargain {bar•gain} [noun] Something offered a price advantageous to the buyer.
bargaining {bar·gain·ing} [verb tr] To negotiate the terms of a bargain.
bargains {bar•gains} [verb sic] Collective bargaining. The act of trying to bargain more than once.

That too

Two lunches?? It’s my funeral, i guess‽

“Why pitch a tent when you can raise a barn.” – Mazel Topless

“Back up that plain ass. My thresher has missed a spot.” – Derrick T. Cabbages Farmer

“Homemade cookie and no buttons on my shirt. Keeps a man honest for that dirt.” --Jebediah Sprungfield

It’s always the quiet ones.

You can see your current live memory usage.
Settings -> Developer Options -> Running Services

Take me to the darkside to the break of the day.

🎵You can’t aim. You can’t die.
Having the time of your life…
Dancing feind, only seventeen 🎶

Attenborough: At a certain age trucks reach a point where its depreciation value far exceeds any attractiveness resale value. So it must find other ways to make money before ending up in the great junkyard in the sky. It begins seeking affluent aftermarket suitors. Here we see a truck presenting…
Will it be successful? Let’s watch the traffic.

Pilot: Did you see that?
Co-pilot: Yup. Someone isn’t enforcing their “no 1x1 spires on my server” rule.

And if de-evolution is proceeding, then ‘H’, as that breathy sound that first creature made walking on land.

credit- https://fritsahlefeldt.com/2013/06/13/the-conservative-fish-and-evolution/