Forget that, I’m stomping on the first fish that thought legs were a good idea

Spoken like someone who’s never had a cheesy gordita crunch

Ah, yes, the Engelbert Humperdinck field

His roadkill steaks come preseasoned

Tattoos are expensive, they can take a while to finish

Any time I’m feeling down, watching Richard Spencer get punched in the face cheers me up

You know you’re a real forklift driver when you don’t even have to open the link to know what it is

My first real job out of high school, my “forklift certification” was the only other guy in the warehouse basically telling me not to crash into things. A few months in, I casually ripped around a corner, no clue why I ended up stopping. But when I did, one of the structural columns was between the forks, definitely would have destroyed it or the forklift if I hadn’t stopped

I think I know where this is going…

I had to check the post not logged in, weirdly I only see your comment when I’m logged in, but yeah, I (almost) only ever ssh into it, so I never really noticed the resolution until you pointed it out

That’s a whole 86x48 more than 1280x720!

Somehow Jellyfin works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The real reason he’s had so many kids

Normally I’m opposed to the MIC drone striking US citizens, but apparently there are some exceptions

Ugh, you mean I have to take it out?

Bi gang right there with ya. People you’re attracted to are attractive

websites from the 1900s

how dare you

A clip from RFK Jr.'s recent interview about his plans for women’s health

Trump really has a talent for picking the absolute worst possible people for any position.

Damn, my grandpa’s got some explaining to do; he should have just pulled his 4-year-old self up by his Bootstrappen and got tf out of Berlin.

While I’m waiting for his explanation, can you get me a list of countries currently offering general asylum to US citizens?