the engine gave the means, mick’s music gave the reason

ITT: a textual analogy to the pic

sorry, best I can give you is sleeping 3 hours in 8

mortal kombat 2 on pc was a game changer tho.

but I’ll bring up one that’s a step further, startropics on NES: dip a manual page in water to reveal the code, or you don’t get to progress, mid-way through the game

I have decided this isn’t gatekeepy enough

it’s pretty obnoxious, actually. I hate how shredding only increases the pitch - melting is the way to go

Had to look it up, apparently 1 watt is equal to the power of 0.0013410221 horses. From there, you can calculate how many horses the outlet in a given country is worth.

“oh, is dad building an extra closet for random things?” “nope, that’s the new solitary confinement cell”

depending on the fan, this would blow the wifi too fast past the devices. to counteract this, you have to cover your devices in magnets to catch them

where we droppin’, boys?

you’re in desperate need of a comma.

That’s actually a pretty elegant solution. A teacher being against something that motivates the kids is a losing battle to begin with. Extending that olive branch stops that bridge from being burned, and there’s been all those studies that show prudent use of breaks increase productivity, including outside of that environment

I think it’s pretty difficult to argue that eradicating polio isn’t good.

looks like someone really tried to rise to that challenge, though

fuck ajit pai

being the chairman of the FCC in the US between 2017 and 2021

I’d listen to what the box tells me, it seems to have its shit together.

“Oh no, he’s spying on me. How do I turn this thing off?”

I’ll never give up start, but the select button hasn’t been used as an actual selector button in decades

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the chip shortage probably resulted in that box being half filled too