“you are absolutely right.”

*you are absolutely starboard.

Fify

So do you skip movies unless they’re documentaries? It’s OK for people to like fiction even if you don’t.

I’m m only guessing but I bet she’s only good at faking orgasams.

It’s real. To be fake it would take professional wrestling levels of acting ability. And do you really think either of these two has that?

If I can hit it by softly lobbing a rock at it, it’s here. Farther than that but I can still see it, it’s there. Out of sight it’s over there somewhere.

I’m not sure this is really from 1955. The Adidas the dude on the left has on is showing a style of outsole that, while could be found in the early and mid '50s, wasn’t mass-produced until 1959 or even 1960. He’d have to have been an Adidas rep or known someone really high up in the company. And frankly I doubt that is the case here. He would have to have either been living in Germany or close to someone that was. And if the later is the case, international shipping would have been rather difficult. And while I’m not decrying his stylistic choices of dress, I am skeptical that a high ranking Adidas professional would have been accepted if this were the look they came to work with.

Even if it was pretend to start with they’re both so sensitive and need to be right, it’ll turn into a real fight soon enough. But I agree, neither is clever enough to pretend this. For that you need professional wrestling level acting skills.

Elmo later tweeted that rocks are hard, water is wet, and that ice cream is cold.

But after that she died. Not a total wash, but it was the best thing she ever did.

TRaSh 80 squad in the house. My uncle was a nerd and gave it to me thereby fostering my inner nerd. 2 floppy drives of goodness.

Lol.

Give me what I want.

No.

Yes.

No.

Fine.

This concludes our one man show of Art of the Deal. Thank you for coming and remember to tip your server.

Yeah. My kids and I play this together. It’s a lot of fun. It’s not as thinky as some other games but for a quick hour or two, it’s a blast.

There was a funny little story about the first 2/3 's of this. I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. It was a riot.

(It was not a riot, but very much worth reading or listening to.)

Nope. Sorry but you’re just wrong. “Han shot first” implies Greedo shot second. And he most certainly did not. Han shot, Greedo died. Green fucker with finger suckers didn’t even get a shot off.

This week it’s Dracula From Huston.

https://youtu.be/_eAQXdsrDnk

Gotta earn that crysknife dude.

I went to my 10 year to make sure I was right. I was. I haven’t gone to any others and don’t even get asked.

I think the quote was “that’s what high school was, cheating and bad lunches”. Or something like that anyway. I never cheated. I don’t think I ever got cheated on either. I think in junior and high school a lot of people are figuring themselves out and make a lot of mistakes. But I think if someone is bragging about it as an adult, that’s just shitty.

I got a buck says it was some moron that doesn’t (or didn’t) know the difference between fertility clinic and abortion clinic.