I used a metric 10mm stinkfist just the other day. It’s crazy how they made songs out of these super obscure tools.

The band is named Tool, of course their songs are about what they use to make things.

from what I remember, his fake breakthrough was that his intelligent chimeras didn’t have any humans in them (they did).

Seriously, the only hope here is that Abbot is fed up with Paxton and ready to throw him under the bus, and that hope is so unlikely it borders on hallucination.

Protip: Use white wine instead of milk for your cereal. Turbo charge your morning shit by blending it together with four shots of espresso and a whole cigarette!

I thought they meant the stuff growing behind the fridge.

Damn log, making me look bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

to go up the spout again!

idk, I liked the butterfly.

Humor doesn’t have to be optimized.

I was looking for a specific shirt for a themed party and that brand kept coming up. I bought a good one and one of theirs just to compare and yep, the coofandy one was crap. Too short, weird sleeves, the material was uncomfortable as hell, like wearing a trash bag.

In the states we had this guy:

I sincerely hope your costumed hero wins this election. 🫡

He’s dead and we all know it. Instead of pretending that’s not true, they should just wrap his deboned corpse around a robot dog and send him back to work, the GOP will probably give “him” a standing ovation for his dedication.

Doing anything physical ( a walk, exercise, bike ride, whatever) while doing nothing mental (as in, no chores like cleaning, something physical and mostly mindless) usually helps me.

Feel free to drink at the Nazi owned bar I guess. Be prepared for when they go full Nazi on you and all that information you probably wanted private.